The repairman came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today? " The host asked the contestant, "We'll accept Rudolph but can you explain Olive?
He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all sorts of things.
The grandfather is saying in a controlled voice: "Easy William, we won't be long." Another outburst and she hears the grandfather calmly say, "It's okay William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. " At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the trolley. By the time he realized that his son just didn't like the drink, he was so fechin' drunk he could hardly push his stroller back home.
Grandfather says again in a controlled voice, "William, relax buddy, don't get upset. Then Paddy tought hmmm, maybe he'd like whiskey better dan beer - so we tried a Jameson's! In desperation, Paddy asked the barman for some rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest. One Palm Sunday, little Paddy was sick and stayed home from mass.
We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool William." Very impressed, the woman goes outside to where the grandfather is loading is groceries and the boy into the car. When his brothers and sisters came home carrying palm branches, Paddy asked where the palms came from. Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands.
Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried arse, and baked cat. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy,it would never be picked up!